Longbean

a longbean is a stoner of epic proportions. A longbean only leaves his house when getting more weed or getting food

who's that huge stoner shaking and chattering over there?

oh him? he's just a longbean

by tommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 6, 2010

longbeachgriffy

A funny youtube

"Hey dad, did you see the new longbeachgriffy video"

"I AM NOT YOUR DAD"

by KeplerA7 December 22, 2018

longbeard

An older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.

He's a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.

by SwimmingNaked March 7, 2012

longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

Longbeach

A cheap type of terrible tasting tobacco smoke brand in Australia, most common amongst 'bogans'.

Arghhh, why did I have to spend all my money on grog.. again, guess ill have a pack of longbeaches

by Master-Colac June 19, 2010

longbear

being that having a large 'member' and it being hairy like a bear

girl 1:yo, check out the longbear on that guy
girl2:*drooling* but thats alot of hair too i wonder how big it is without the hair

by THE longbear March 1, 2009

Longbeach’D

When you see a friend that moved to Long Beach after not seeing them for sometime made a complete 180 and is almost unrecognizable… the hair is now braided he now refers to everyone as “shlatt”he bought a 1000 grill and rides around on a hover board in the year 2022.

That ni**a got Longbeach’D

Honey did you see that man that was incredibly long-beached

by Caplo November 10, 2021