So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
by Skelington December 02, 2003
"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."
by omega9999 December 15, 2003
An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by Steve September 25, 2003
by Drama_King March 26, 2008
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 08, 2004
The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
by Kelly May 31, 2004
A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
by k1llu2 May 30, 2004