lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

by duke of ass August 28, 2006

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

lopsided

lukes girlfriends face

lukes girlfriend

by sux to be u April 6, 2004

Lopsided

Getting drunk as all fucks!

Tommy: What are you up to tonight?

Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!

by tigerhback30 November 18, 2015

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021