Kallan

The Second most awesome guy in the world.
Someone who has accumulated great Wealth is also known as being Kallan.
For further info, definitions are similar to those found under the heading "Chuck Norris"

"Man you're the coolest guy i know" "yeah Im Kallan

by Simon Graye June 20, 2008

Kallan

A big man with a horse cock, gets all the ladies. Just a top notch guy tbh

Kallan is epic

by Bigbitchbarry March 28, 2021

Kallan

A GIRL who is very nice and can help anyone out when needed. She is sensitive at times but stays strong. Very smart and will make a great girlfriend and really cute.

Kallan is great

by Patrickrunning550 June 10, 2019

Kallan

Just a massive fucking bitch

“Did you see the way she just looked at me?!”

“Duh, she’s called Kallan”

by beefbuff October 15, 2019

YUNG KALLAN

Gay thinks he can rap only talks about wet farts
Shit at the sticks

He thinks he's so cool he's a YUNG KALLAN

by YaMumsBestFriend September 16, 2020

Dirty Kallan

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.

Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!

by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020

kallan gordy

the one person you would never expect to date because usually tall people have short dicks but i guess the fuck not because i can assure you i was fucking choking.

wow im dateing the kallan gordy

by nyxie.g June 7, 2022