It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

by Nick D April 19, 2003

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 22, 2011

It iches

Said to phsycologically make you itch something thats not there.

"It iches doesnt it?"

by you wish you knew July 28, 2004

Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt

The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.

"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.

by jgf September 30, 2006