IT'S FREE

If it's free, WHY NOT?

Me: What are you doing?
Michelle: Shaking the watson's tree for free ps3.
Me: WTF WHY?
Michelle: IT'S FREE!

IT'S FREE by AdvancedCowYA?? February 17, 2013

It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

It's free real estate by 🐺 May 1, 2019

If it’s chain, it’s free reign 

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!

Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)

If it’s chain, it’s free reign by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

Cause I Can and It's Free by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010

It's a free country 

A phrase that is used by Americans. Sadly it is no longer true, but to this day the Government forces people believe it is.

Sincerely Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Conspiracy Theorist

"It's a free country!" Johnny to the Government

"No it's not!" The Government to Johnny

"I'll think what I want" Johnny

"You'll think what I tell you." Government

"Ok." Americans to Government

It's a free country by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

It's a free country 

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

It's a free country by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018