Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004

Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 7, 2009

Internet

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.

by Voz August 1, 2012

Internet

cesspool of human filth.

Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.

by Deathpants May 4, 2010

Internet

a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.

examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...

by M.S.G.... December 20, 2008

Internet

A great place for insecure people

lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!

by mycowmoos:) January 17, 2011

Internet

A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.

I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.

by guruboy January 21, 2010