How To Be Nice

Day one: Bring her coffee in bed, in a personalized pink mug. She will think you show potential.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.

He knew it was one of those "If you need to ask" things. But still, being clueless, he entered "How To Be Nice" and held his breath.

by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2022

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 14, 2004

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.

Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

How Nice

How Nice I could really care less...just being polite

"I just bought a new pair of" ...response "How Nice"

by redSouthernBelle October 11, 2005

How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what you what they really think.

Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!

by Mariotol December 9, 2010