Houch

(rhymes with 'couch')
A combination word between Hot and Ouch
Something that was hot, and hurt.

*Jaimie poured hot wax on Norman's back*
Norman: "HOUCH!"

by Nan30 August 16, 2011

houch

Living quarters. This was a term used during the viet nam era.

They assigned me my living quarters normally referred to as your houch in Viet Nam.
It was a small room but livable.

by Jerry Illinois January 3, 2006

houch

tramp, slut, skank, stripper, whore, bitch.... all the things that are related in anyway to these

katee, alysia, bree, courtney...and all those other skanks in my grade

by kayla July 23, 2003

Houche

a huge douche, reffering to a huge douche

That man is a houche

by bv127 September 11, 2007

houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.

Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015

Houch-yo-mamma

Origin- Cincinnati

Definition- a term an NFL player uses when playing against T.J.houshmandzadeh. It is used to make fun of the other team.

Pronunciation- Who-shh-yo-mamma

tj houshmandzadeh- "Oh yeah baby. look at that amazing catch!"

T.O.- "Whats with this guy?"

tj houshmandzadeh- "Oh yeah Houch-yo-mamma!"

by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Houched

a position where one is crouched and hunched over somewhat like a gorilla sex mount.

Paul was houched over the chicken.

by BanditoMaine May 16, 2022