Hottense

adj.

1. Hot and intense. Go figure.
2. So hot, literally.

1. I just saw the movie and it was hottense!
2. Why is this place hottense?

by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010

Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

by CookieDough May 23, 2013

Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010

Hortense

prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.

that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019

hottens

An expression of great beauty.

Damn man, she's is so hottens! I would totally have coitus with her.

by purify2 October 9, 2012

hottenstein

Both someone who is hot and similar to Einstein in the sense of smarts.

Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

Hottender

An overly attractive, hot, bar tender.

Check out the hottender working behind teh bar tonight!

by NargesND October 8, 2008