hot guy syndrome

When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)

"He is so ugh I think I just caught hot guy syndrome!"

by Wellyah July 1, 2014

hot guy summer

the 4 J’s starting on June 20th are gonna get redemption for June 18th (hot girl summer) and will be bagging as many hoes as possible.

i’ll just keep ignoring you then, i just gotta focus on Hot guy summer.

by Frr-accountant June 18, 2020

Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome

When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.

Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!

Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!

by SufferingNsocorro March 31, 2009

steamy hot guy time

When you're at a bonfire with the boys and get drunk as fuck then start to brand each other with a fire poker. Contrary to popular belief this word has nothing to do with gay butt sex.

I had steamy hot guy time two weeks ago, my ass still burns.

by Frosty Dice July 13, 2021

Hot Sauce Guy

he likes things spicy and always has the Tobasco sauce at his desk to prove it

A good Hot Sauce Guy will stock his desk with exotic mixtures from foreign lands, like Singapore Sizzle, Aztec Zinger, and Jalapeno Hal.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

hot guys

The type of person that did NOT write the other definition.
i.e. a good-looking male

Skye and Cassidy, stop writing definitions praising yourselves, bitches. You'll never get any hot guys.

by connecticutisthebeststate June 15, 2010

hot guys

Hot guys are so attractive. They always go after girls named Skye and girls named Cassidy. Hot guys usually go for hot girls so usually Skyes or Cassidys. Brunettes and blondes can both be as hot and they are. Hot guys are usually athletic, because most have a nice bod.
HOT GUYS: usually: dylans, jacks, tysons, reggies, brads, brodys, nicks, and mikes

"HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THEM!"
"Thats Skye and Cassidy"
"THEY ARE HOOOT"
"I know everyone wants them!"
"I'm gonna go talk to them!"
"Good luck man, they're so effin hot"

Skye and Cassidy were surrounded by a pack of HOT GUYS.

by jleaf458 August 24, 2009