horbgorble

To wander around aimlessly.

Joe had nothing to do, so he went into town to horbgorble for a few hours.

by pengatron November 16, 2010

Horbgorble

A female nympho troll

That horbgorble gave up her "goodies" to the Keebler elves.

by sickboy02 May 22, 2010

hobgobbler

A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.

Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

horbgoble

The sound that emits from a woman or man's throat when he or she becomes temporarily "pharyngeally-overwhelmed" while performing fellatio.

Jack grinned when he heard the horbgoble escape from his girlfriend's mouth.

by A 100 Word Story Writer November 12, 2008

Hobbgobbler

a person that gives a blowjob

Man: So how did your date with Maria go?
Friend: Great! It turns out she is a Hobbgobbler, she blew me behind a dumpster right after the movie!

by eradicatering July 30, 2013

horngobble

It is the act of gobbling a horn (a.k.a. blow job) First off, woman/man must actually enjoy and revel in toying with a penis. It must be entered into lightly by flicking one's tongue gently all over the ever-growing member. If you are new to this; practice with an ice cream cone by moving your tongue languidly to form the ice cream in points and swirls. Also push the ice cream into the cone to gain strength to go the distance. Enjoy horngobbling as you would eating the most delicious ice cream cone and you will gain respect rather than calories.

What would a man consider a great date in Saskatchewan? He goes to the game with his friends, has a few libations, places a bet, wins the bet, goes to a bar and meets a number of beautiful women, leaves and shares a cab ride home with a woman he met at the bar, gets his horngobble on the way home, jumps out of the cab alone, goes home, pops a few advil and falls asleeep in front of the TV watching porn.

by mpellet April 13, 2011