Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.

Hoosier's dad should never have happened

by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016

Hoosier Sebastianism

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.

Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!

by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

Hoosier Stand Off

When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.

Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Hoosier slide

The act of pulling out into traffic in front of a fast moving vehicle when traffic is very light, forcing it to brake hard or other take evasive maneuvers. Usually performed by piece of shit pick-up trucks pulling onto a highway from a country road, but this is not a requirement.

Cletus, on his way to buy a lottery ticket and a pack of smokes,pulled a Hoosier slide on me at 5:30AM this morning making me lock my brakes in panic so I didn't rear end him. I was the only car on the highway at the time.

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Hoosier slap

HAve a bitch give u a hand job. catch your come and slap that hoe cross the face

i snached that cum outa mid air and then did the Hoosier slap on my cunt.

by turd cutter111 April 5, 2009

Hoosier Shower

A variant of urolagnia in which participants consume large quantities of high fructose corn syrup beforehand to aggressively sweeten their urine.

Hoosier showers are far better tasting than Golden Showers.

by Jason and Deirdre November 1, 2007

hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018