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Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.
Homer's Dog by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
Homer's Law by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011

Homer's Donut

A person's personal weakness. Something you will glady overindulge in. If your a pothead, weed is your Homer's Donut. When you see this item you make the same drooly noise Homer makes when he see's a donut.
Girl: "John Cena is sooooo hot. He is my Homer's Donut"
Homer's Donut by Raul Concepcion January 21, 2008

homer's car

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"
homer's car by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Homer’s Special

A donut with pink icing and sprinkles.
It’s like a Homer’s Special but Season... something.

homer simpson

homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004