by Popcorn123454321 May 10, 2021
Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)
by George, Alex, Brendan February 27, 2007
a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers
classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*
substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
by AhOG1B June 29, 2023
“The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity
by Ghxst Unknown November 21, 2021
by erich hartmann's mom December 30, 2013
by Lina The Bread June 20, 2022
Nailing a meaningless last-second half-court shot when you barely got the strength to shoot the ball that far. Optionally, one is allowed to dance like a madman and celebrate like you just won the lottery.
Pull a Hartmann
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.
by peterpunk July 18, 2013