Hand Baby

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

by SleepyZ April 9, 2004

Hand babies

Male masturbation

Nathan was caught making hand babies at the computer

by Bunnybear17 October 14, 2015

Hand Babies

The act of female masterbation.

I caught the neighbor making hand babies.

by jsblagg April 28, 2012

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

Baby Hands

A girl with incredibly small hands

Dude look at Stacey, she totally is a baby hands

by Chromelaces June 11, 2011

Baby hand

an underdeveloped hand

Gil's baby hand freaked us out really badly, but we needed to touch it.

by Maverick33 April 28, 2011

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010