Hamspread

Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig

Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.

by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

HamStreak

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position

That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak

by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020

Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

by chuck van d December 6, 2015

hampsteads

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.

I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked

by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006

hampstead

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits

Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?

by zac hansons gal July 29, 2004

HAMPSTEAD

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk

i am from hampstead p yahhh

by booomshaka March 4, 2008