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Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.
by Gunnlove July 14, 2010
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Hammocking

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
by FisherofMen October 21, 2012
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Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).
Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."
by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005
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Hammocking

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
Want to go hammocking?
by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017
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Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016
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Hancocking

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
by Captain Cam von Dam April 28, 2012
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Haydocking

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous
by George VI March 30, 2011
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