Hob's Choice

A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.

Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.

If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.

by mtnmeister July 21, 2017

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets yesterday. They were scrumptious

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

Hob Stain

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.

Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.

by dettroy November 21, 2010

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

Hob Sucker

A Hob Sucker is a sucker of cock or dirty dick.

You are a real Hob Sucker

by Randy1404 July 27, 2018

hob scobblin

Hopping over ice or snow in an impish manner in order to arrive at one's destination quickly.

Mikey and I were hob scobblin over to grill to grab a qucik order o fries.

by Pucci February 28, 2003