hfms

Holy Fuck Me Shit
To express doom.

"HFMS I crashed my dad's car I borrowed without permission"

by I'll Fucking Sue!! September 20, 2018

HFM

Hot Fucking Mess

Charlee and Pauline are HFMs.

by drizzle17 July 23, 2010

HFM

Hoping for more!

Great fic!
HFM!

by Yuttis August 6, 2018

HFM

Human-Fucking-Miracle

1. John can do anything because he's a human fucking miracle.

2. "How'd I do that... only one explanation, HFM."

3. Chris is not an HFM because he can only do work with the proper supplies

by I'm The Best September 17, 2004

HFM

Holy Flying Mackerel

HFM that girl is hot.

by Sho Fer March 31, 2009

HFM

Stands for Hello Future Millionaire. A term used to greet a person in the cryptocurrency community when the market is good for them.

HFM, BitcoinCash up 30% today, congrats!

by FutureMillionaire May 11, 2019

HFM?!

How Fucking Much?!
Use to indicate surprise at something that was much more expensive than expected

The new gizmos are out, only £500 each!
HFM?!

by The Zimster November 11, 2020