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a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***
concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.
by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005
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Smiling gunman

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Your murderers might come to you with a smile, but most of the time they are not still wearing one at the time they kill you. A smiling gunman is rare.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
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Second Gunman

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The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
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Gungan Snapback

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Where you pull a chicks legs in the air and blow her like Boss Nass.
Her vagina was very moist after Dan attempted the Gungan Snapback.
by Doubleplay January 6, 2015
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Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.
Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''
by InsaneHeadBang June 18, 2022
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shai emanuel guzman-andreas is the knower of all languages.
I sure wish I was shai emanuel guzman-andreas right now.
by 1moar July 1, 2022
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A freeze game played by kids in South India. The phrase literally means, "London Fatman Manikandan(Indian name) fat manikandan statue"
London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue !!!
by Whizzer666 March 23, 2009
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