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Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing
by fradern June 26, 2021
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Peter Griffin's Disease

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.
by CYLAIS January 9, 2023
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Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010
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Peter Griffin's chin

Look at Peter Griffin's chin. Testicle-shaped, sexy, yummy, but totally niggerish!
Fan: I will suck on Peter Griffin's chin!
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020
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Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little
by fradern June 26, 2021
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griffin levitan’s fish

the fish was good as sex and felt soooo good in my hands
wow she’s a such griffin levitan’s fish, soooo hot
by sarah kennedy September 11, 2020
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Stewie Griffon

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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