Grand Slam

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night

Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2017

Grand Slam

Fucking in a Denny's, usually in the bathroom.

"She and I had a Grand Slam. Oh, we ordered it, too."

by Missynoob October 4, 2012

Grand Slam

A term in baseball when there is a runner on 1st, 2nd and 3rd, base; then the player at bat hits a home run and four runs are scored. Somewhat rare.

Do I really need an example for this? Grand Slam

by Simulationcity September 22, 2005

Grand Slam

Series of the following sexual positions performed in succession while maintaining continuous penetration: missionary then flipping to cowgirl then spinning around to reverse cowgirl and finishing with doggie style.

My boyfriend and I were so inspired by our team's gland slam that we celebrated with our own grand slam!

by zenithwit August 19, 2011

Grand Slam

(n.) The act of combining Cradle and Upper Deck, thus ruining a toilet completely.

Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Grand Slam

A meal typically served at Denny's. Usually consists of a log of poo on top of a pile of vomit, no drink.

Why, yes, I think I shall try the new delicious double grand slam, make sure it's steaming.

by The Sporky August 10, 2004

Grand Slam

Taking a large hit/toke from a bong/bubbler/vaporizer holding the smoke in the person's lungs while taking a shot of liquor then chugging a beer; finally doing a line and blowing out the smoke.
*Almost impossible*

"that fool did a Grand Slam last night and straight up died; but we all thought it was ill to watch!"

by pappyinww2 April 6, 2010