Goofballs

The act of inserting the entirety of one's testicles into the anus of another human being or animal.

Brandon: Hey Chad! Let's give her the goofballs!

Chad: Yeah let's do that? What about the dog!?

Brandon: Yeah! He's next.

Chad: We're such classic goofballers.

by theshizz55 November 14, 2013

goofball

A term of endearment between online friends, similar to "buddy", "bro", etc. Tends to be used when one friend does something silly or funny.
Used mainly in America by those unfamiliar with the derogative form of the word.

Also used: goof, goofball, goofy

"You're such a goofball :P"
"You're so goofy"

by BohemianGoof February 10, 2012

Goofball

When you mix heroin and crystal meth together in a shot. West coast slang.

That goofball sent me to the moon for hours.

by dabqueen710 June 04, 2016

Goofball

A total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.

my little brother is such a goofball

by knobgoblin August 28, 2009

Goofball

Formerly and through the late 1980s anf 1990s, slang for barbiturates. Later expanded in common vernacular to include benzodiazepines (such as Xanax and Valium).

Commonly used today to describe the recreational combination and use of heroin and methamphetamine via IV injection.

When cooking up a hit of dope, "I got a couple points of shards, too; you wanna slam a goofball?"

by Fuckingspiders October 03, 2016

Goofball

Someone who is silly or stupid. Also looks silly or stupid.

Opposite of a chill bro.

People generally laugh at them than with them.

A: Do you know Declan?
B: Nah, I don't.
A: You know, the massive goofball?
B: Oh, yep! He's the king of goofballs.

by Double Denim Ranga August 02, 2010

goofball

west coast slang for crystal meth and heroin in the same intravenous shot. it is not to be confused with speedball (cocaine and heroin)

jay: I got clear and black you wanna goofball?
jesse: im on my way let’s get goofy.

by amphboy January 18, 2019