New Year's Gong 

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

New Year's Gong by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

gong sau 

1. n. A challenge match, used to test the fighting skills of an individual, school, or style (sometimes all three).

2. v. To challenge someone to gong sau.

3. An exclamation indicating a strong desire for definition 1.

1. "Hey man, gong sau tomorrow, bring your wraps and mouthpiece."

2. "I tried to gong sau Phil Elmore, but he backed down like the punk he is."

3. "GONG SAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

gong sau by IzzyDaHedgehog November 30, 2005

Gong Show 

Used to describe a situation that is tumultuous, circus-like, and has spun out-of-control. Originates from the 1970s variety show of the same name, though some users many not be aware of the source.

Amelia: My love life is such a gong show!

Nazarine: Really? You have a studio audience in your bedroom, and you bang a large gong for boyfriends who can't cut it?

Amelia: Don't be ridiculous, Naz. I mean, it is LITERALLY a gong show. It is tumultuous, circus-like, and has spun out-of-control.

Nazarine: Oh, I see.

Gong Show by E.T. Mole February 18, 2013

shi gong shang ren

The shi gong Shang ran for tzuchi is MASTER CHENG YAN, Yes you heard it right I AM MASTER CHENG YAN 3000, I am the REAL shi gong Shang ren. You must praise me and give me your money. Because I am YOUR MASTER.

"Oh my god is that the shi gong Shang ren?, she's bald!"

shi gong shang ren by masterchengyan3000 November 5, 2023

gong show 

Actions that show, create, or contribute to a sloppy, drunken mess.

Andy: "Dude! Look at all those fucking cars- I'm never gonna find mine."

Alex: "We shoulda parked closer to the bar. FUCK."

Brandon: "Focus guys we didn't drive. We took the ferry."

Sober people watching: "What a gong show."

gong show by Aubs1 August 9, 2006

gong show 

An event marred by confusion,ineptitude,and shenanigens.

Fuck dude, we got Creepy to try to record some of our shit, it turned into a two week gong show.

gong show by The Gargler March 20, 2004

gong show 

totally out of control shit show, no organisation

Yesterday at work was a total gong show, nobody knew what was going on.

gong show by g-g-g--g-g-ggunit June 20, 2005