glampire

Hip, glamorous, well-dressed, fashion model vampires, as seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade. They will also be featured in the fashion section of the October issue of RLife, Reno's premier lifestyle magazine.

Did you see that glampire at the bar last night? That was one hot, undead bloodsucker.

by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

Glampire

A fan of the band The Murder Groupies. For there Glam Rock Look and influences mixed with there Horror look and influences Which there fans tend to take on

Jim:That band looks like a group of Rock N Roll Vampires.

Nikki: Yea there a There a Bunch of Glampires

by Mr.Antichrist July 9, 2011

glamparent

Glamorous grandparents who refuse to stop living fabulously - skiing into their 80s and travelling in style

Guess where your bloody Glamparents are now? Vale! We got to go to Norfolk this year ffs

by Phage70 January 29, 2020

Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

Grampire

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.

Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.

by A Ling January 16, 2010

Grampire

Defiantly unattractive Senior Citizens who trawl nightclubs looking to pick up youth, usually wearing completely inappropriate attire.

I was having a great time on the dance floor until I noticed this Grampire in cutoffs and and a mesh shirt eyeing me. He must have been standing there for an hour without moving.

by Former_Bouncer May 18, 2011