Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Fucking Bullshit

Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna play a round of fucking bullshit today?

Jason: fuck that shit, I’d rather blow my money at the titty bar

by Jmc220 May 3, 2018

Fucking Bullshit

The action of fucking bull shit.

"Wow, your really fucking bullshit dude" Says Dave

"Yeah.. Oh, YEAH!" Replies Darreth.

by Nephos April 20, 2011

Fucking Bullshit

Wes' science class

Wes's science class is fucking bullshit

by billbobjoeisthebest April 28, 2019

fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.

I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!

by skatanic August 19, 2008

fucking bullshit

A common response to something that is fucked up.

Originated in Austin, TX 2004 by IBMers.

Dude1: Hey man... I feel bad we didn't stay out late last night on your birthday.
Dude2: Yeah man that was fucking bullshit!

by blizzel August 1, 2004

Fucking bullshit

When someone or something does something or happens in a series of very unfortunate events that harms you and everyone around you.

Simarleen becoming president of the debate team was fucking bullshit.

by saltboi99 April 22, 2015