Frosted Cupcake

frosted cupcake (n): the act of farting into ones hand then immediatly slapping someone in the face with said hand.

"Jesus Christ you need a Frosted Cupcake so goddamned badly it hurts..."

by Matt Fortune November 11, 2006

frosted cupcake

similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.

He was pretty randy, a few minutes of humming and bam I had a frosted cupcake.

by Gummer Stumps August 24, 2010

frosted cupcake

A frosted cupcake is the act of farting on your hand and slapping someone in the face and then quickly following up with a dirty sanchez.

hey you guys want a frosted cupcake.

ewww dude thats nasty *vomiting*

by Toby Kearney September 17, 2008

frosting the cupcake

1. The act of female masturbation

2. Oral sex performed on a female

"I spent last night frosting the cupcake for Michael's viewing pleasure"

"Last night I frosted Jenny's cupcake"

by Jenny C. Melons January 16, 2006

Frosting the Cupcake

when a male makes circular motions around the outside of the vagina with his penis while cumming

Tod: Yea dude, I was frosting the cupcake last night with Rebecca.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.

by crupcaqke October 13, 2016

frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

frost her cupcakes

cumming on a woman's boobs

Daryl 1: I heard you hooked up with a girl
Daryl 2: Yeah she let me frost her cupcakes

by jkels32 February 18, 2014