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francesca’s eyebrows 

person one: oh have you see francesca lately?
person two: oh yeah. francesca’s eyebrows are so fake

Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor) 

Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,

help me get through life.

See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.
Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.
san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

san francisco standoff 

When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.
Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.