Ford's Theatre

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet

Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage

by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

Andrew’s Ford Escape

Basically a brothel on 4 wheels

Hey did you see Andrew’s Ford Escape?
Yeah I parked next to that mobile porn set the other day

by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022

Ford P.O.S.

Ford Piece of Shit. From the movie MIB.

Jay: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.

by Al¹ January 7, 2009

It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008