floor sweepin's

Detritus, debris, worthless junk.

Back to the drawing board, Bucko. Your first draft was floor sweepin's.

floor sweepin's by Harry Flashman December 1, 2003

kebab dropped on a barber's floor 

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

kebab dropped on a barber's floor by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

God's Bathroom Floor by Spectactic August 23, 2010

3rd floor of Macy's 

A slang term for sex, especially public sex.

Hey, I saw you on the 3rd floor of Macy's on 11/15/19 at 8:40pm in Mission Viejo, you do know there was a giant window there, right?

3rd floor of Macy's by RexViper2000 November 16, 2019

That's So Floor 

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.

G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor

That's So Floor by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

There's poo-poo on the floor by Telephony August 30, 2016

There's pee-pee on the floor 

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

There's pee-pee on the floor by Telephony August 31, 2016