flog sock 

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.

"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"

flog sock by drongo September 5, 2006

Flog 'n Sob 

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

Flog 'n Sob by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Flogster 

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016

Flogstomple 

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

Flogstomple by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

flogsta

A borough of Uppsala in Sweden and home to mostly students.Known for high rents,wild corridor parties and the infamous flogstascream,which according to rumour has been going on since the buildings were new in the early 1970's.Some students like the Flogsta atmosphere whereas others want to move from there as quickly as possible.A lot of exchange students usually end up in Flogsta so there is exchange between cultures.

"I like Flogsta because I can scream as much as I want from the balconies or my window every single night at 10pm".

flogsta by DevoSpudboy April 3, 2007

flogshta

a term used to define retarted black people with a penis growing out of thier head; usually half jewish

eww look at that flogshta it just squirted something out of its head penis!

flogshta by woogy arfen April 6, 2005