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Finch's

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The best place in the world ever. Bar none. Located in Wimbledon Village, it truly is the pinnacle of human civilisation and is thickly coated in the putrid stench of coolness. The secret of life really is Finch's on a Friday Night.
Shall we do some more Latin or Greek or other cool things?
No, let's go to Finch's and be super cool.
by Shambles May 15, 2005
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A Flinch Stone is someone who usualy flinched whe something is coming towards them. They will try to block their face or what ever part is trying to be hit in a quick, cowardly way. The name is a play on words and is supposed to sound like the Flint Stones, like the old cartoon. If someone flinched a lot you can say "how many flinch stone gummies did you eat today!?". (The gummies part is like flint stone vitamins.)
Person 1: Pretends to hit person 2*
Person 2: Flinches*
Person 1: "Ahhh, flinch stones right here! How may flinch stone vitamins did you take today?"
by Lamb sauce l o c a t e d January 30, 2021
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Finch’s nuts

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Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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Sphincter Flinch

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The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.
Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!
by Psypiral April 23, 2003
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Signal Flinch

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While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.
(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.
by Citruslump September 20, 2011
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Finch station

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Finch station is a transit station located in Toronto Canada, it is the biggest Shithole in the city. If you move near Finch station your life is as bad as it gets.
Also, Finch station offers cheap basements to rent for asians.
Finch station is the biggest shithole in Toronto fham
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
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