Fernieing

The act of jacking off on grannies furniture

Granny: “Bosh why are staining the carpet?”
Bosh: “The cat likes it granny! Its called Fernieing”

by Dykey Buttcrack September 2, 2019

Fernidigy

1. n. Vertical positioned 69.
2. v. To take part in the act of a vetically positioned 69

1. Man that fernidigy was awsome.
2. Hey let's go have a fernidigy.

by knine March 24, 2004

Bernieing

A sacred rhythmic dance that involves tilting your head back like a nose bleed coming through. While performing this dance, if it isn't about money, then it most likely won't concern you.

In my space time I enjoy playing checkers, writing poetry, and Bernieing.

by ConnieBuns March 22, 2011

Ferning

The art of enticing women by placing ones hands together (palms up) and pulling them in and out in an alluring fashion.

"That lucky bastard managed to fern three women last night"

by Timmy2040 July 23, 2004

Fericing it

The act of a male masterbaiting while incerting 2 to 4 fingers into their anus and rotating them in a counter-clockwise motion.

Felix Wei Lun Yong Xi Ling Ling Tan: 'Aaah, im Fericing it.'

by penis boy |69| April 27, 2025