Fail-fi

A Wi-Fi network that instantly fails when you connect to it.

My bro just rages all because of his house's fail-fi

by EF2020 February 2, 2026

Fail Five

When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.

"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."

"hahaha fail five"

"What a couple of retards."

by samislegend January 3, 2009

Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.

Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.

by Diggsworth January 24, 2011

first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.

Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.

by thewack October 23, 2009

First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".

How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail

by K.C.J. May 3, 2010

Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.

When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.

by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010

FIFA-FAIL

A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)

Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?

Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!

Really, he didn't manage to score again?

He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.

WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!

by Cyrus Halcyon March 31, 2011