F-mas

When you spend your Christmas in facebook instead of with your family.

John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!

by chesthair December 26, 2010

Fmasterbatetor

Someone who constantly updates on any social networking site

Shannon is updating again, what a chronic fmasterbatetor

by RobertJeromeo April 30, 2011

FMASL

short for: Fuck My Already Screwed Life

dude, I have exams all this week and we've just run out of my favourite chocolate biscuits. FMASL

by harriet jones prime minister September 20, 2010