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Euphorics are a new category of nonalcoholic nightlight beverage crafted for conscious connection. The secret is in the stack: balancing adaptogens (herbs that help the body adapt to stress), replenishing nootropics, compounds that help enhance cognition), and nourishing botanics (plants that balance flavor and function). Stack them together and you get euphorics that lift the mind and relax the body so we can more deeply connect with others.
That euphoric tonic made me feel free.

I love that I feel euphoric.

Euphorics are my favorite way to party because I care about consciously connecting with others
by Nnikers June 10, 2020
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A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance
Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017
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Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis
by zerk1337 April 16, 2013
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A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
by apatheus November 11, 2013
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A high conscious person who will always be happy.
That person is a euphorian.
by The Shaman April 2, 2015
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Euphoria

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Euphoria is an intense feeling of happiness like cloud 9,but also BTS' new theme
Girl : I'm feeling so happy right now that i could explode
Man: That's Euphoria

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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*
by Yoominstan May 31, 2018
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the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.
after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.
by like you want November 8, 2009
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