dtj

"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.

Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."

by Tpain+3 April 7, 2008

dtj

down to jam, want to party

tonight im dtj

by alwaysdtj July 24, 2011

DtJ

an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus

Guy 1: Yooo shit, damn 16 left again...

Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?

Guy 1: Ya lets go.

by ThatsSaucey February 21, 2010

DTJ

acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.

hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?

by Leotard January 18, 2008

DTJ

Down to Jetpack -- see jetpacking

Sydney is only half as tall as her boyfriend and she is always DTJ.

by Himmelstürmer September 9, 2012

DTJ

"Discharge to Jesus." A comedic way of referring to a dead patient who no amount of CPR and Defibrillation is going to bring back.

"Aw shit, Fentanyl-Fred is really dead this time, ain't he?"

"Oh, for sure. Our mans is DTJ."

by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019

DTJ

d - don’t

t - trust
j - james

Guys named james are a bunch of untrustworthy lying pieces of shit. Don’t get involved with them unless you want ur heartbroken. Therefore DTJ. if ur name is james cry about it idc.

“Omg remember the guy i’m talking to named james? he’s an asshole. DTJ.”

“So real girl, never trust the james 😂.”

by icespice enthusiast April 18, 2023