Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009

Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.

#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

cat distribution system

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor

1) a drug dealer, any
2) a drug dealer who works on the corner or on the sidewalk, not to be confused with an On-line Doctor

I'm looking for a sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor so when i go to the social worker this evening we can have some fun

by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

Mexican distributor

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013