Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
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Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.
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A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.
Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."
"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."
The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.
Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."
"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."
The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.
Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"
Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."
Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."
Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
by Mohamed Jihad May 19, 2013
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by Thatguy413 September 12, 2013
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by autumnalsolctice February 17, 2015
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While falling out of bounds, Dirk Nowitzki j'd the dirk shot over Lebron James to seal Game 6 of the NBA Finals
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