Dick Wad

The resulting mess of tissue paper and semen that occurs after a long night of rabid angry masturbation

"I jacked off so many times last night. I left one hell of a dick wad"

by Santis11 November 25, 2007

Dick Wad

An insult. Basically a wad of broken, discarded dicks. Not only are you calling someone a dick, you are calling them a big ol' pile of dysfunctional dicks!

"The world is full of dick wads! I hate them all."

by Prophet #2 September 15, 2014

dick wad

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

dick wad

jerk, bastard

don't be such a dick wad

by JO January 25, 2003

dick wad

A stupid person. You can make up any definition for the word, but it bascially means a complete ass.

Marline was being a dick wad in 5th period

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by Sean August 13, 2004

dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

by ??? May 7, 2005