Dick Muncher

someone who loves chewing a mans cock

Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher

by sexmagic25 February 21, 2011

Dick Muncher

Someone that talks shit about someone else
Someone that brags about someone else you don't like

Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"

or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "

by Shorty Duwop October 2, 2019

dick muncher

someone who chews on cock

joe you are such a dick muncher

by skrilla nilla deala May 13, 2005

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

dick muncher

a) one who enjoys giving head

b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.

Guy being annoying

other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".

by niinii108 June 2, 2010

Dick muncher

An asshole who loves to fuck with you.

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher

by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011