She is a kind trap who acts to be in her twenties when she's really a he in his mid-fifties, yet is still second to Floyd only.
You're don't know Damon's Senpai? Yeah, me neither.
I tried to call her Senpai but She complained because she's Damon's Senpai. I guess I'm too much of an Ace.
I tried to call her Senpai but She complained because she's Damon's Senpai. I guess I'm too much of an Ace.
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Get the Damon's Senpai mug.An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
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An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon mug.A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
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Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019
Get the Damon Salvatore mug.Brash, arrogant, dark, sadistic, charming, seductive, loyal, affectionate, dangerous, and sexy. These are all words to describe Damon, a vampire who preys on humans, from the series "The Vampire Diaries". My favorite character from the books because he's a total badass with a soft side.
He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.
He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...
Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"
(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.
ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?
He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.
He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...
Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"
(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.
ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?
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