Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020

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Dumpty

lose throw toss discard dispose

Time to dumpty, Humpty!

by algeciras October 24, 2008

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Dumpty

When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face

My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.

by Kalynmo December 18, 2017

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Dumpty

noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion

Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty

by 31_4eva January 10, 2012

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A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.

Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.

by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

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