dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.

I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)

by Kwelobus December 24, 2003

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately

"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".

by shanimal101 May 19, 2016

Dick Punch

A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.

"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"

by shoeboxin December 16, 2008

Dick Punch

A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?

by PotatoCannons August 4, 2011

Dick Punch

The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.

by BretPriebe January 16, 2011