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Curmudge

The act of being gripy, grouchy, cantankerous, bitchy, and mean. Particularly when it's done in a manner that is demeaning or condescending toward younger humans. Often involving themes centered around landscaping.
I hate all of these people who don't know how to drive in this parking lot at the tool store. I am going to go home and sit on the front porch and drink coffee all day while I curmudge about the damn neighbor kids that need to be someplace else other than my lawn. Grrr.
by CJRogue January 28, 2018
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curmudgeapalian

Curmudgeapalians basically don't believe shit, but use their religion to avoid unpleasant activities.
Sorry, I can't go to the office Christmas party, I'm a Curmudgeapalian.
by Zoomerz August 10, 2009
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Curmudgeon

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.
my neighbor is a curmudgeon.
by Dave hannar September 10, 2003
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curmudgeon's fallacy

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.
An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.
by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008
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crumudgen

All Hugh does is complain about his life, he is a damn crumudgen!
by meghan kirk December 27, 2003
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Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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Curmudgeon

somebody considered to be bad-tempered, disagreeable, or stubborn. A killjoy, a wet blanket
Roy is a curmudgeon, lets not invite him.
by Curmudgeony October 23, 2008
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