a combination of someone who is a cuck, and also a cunt at that same time.
basically a huge dickhead.
basically a huge dickhead.
by Pimplucious August 8, 2016
Get the cunckmug. Cunck ~cuh-nk~ is the thatchy covering that occurs on the end of a penis that has recently ejaculated after being mixed in with lint/hair/fluff etc from underwear.
Almost like a cork made of cum and debris.
When the cork is removed, imagine the sound *CNK!, as if uncorking a bottle of wine.
Almost like a cork made of cum and debris.
When the cork is removed, imagine the sound *CNK!, as if uncorking a bottle of wine.
"I went for a piss and i popped my cunk"
"I just pulled my cunk out"
"It was a huge cunk"
"What a cunk collector"
Cunck
"I just pulled my cunk out"
"It was a huge cunk"
"What a cunk collector"
Cunck
by Koplaaar! November 20, 2022
Get the Cunckmug. You silly cunck
by Big Neildawg January 3, 2020
Get the Cunckmug. by I Know What Cunck Means November 10, 2020
Get the Cunckmug. by Crashthememe May 3, 2018
Get the Cunckmug. by Nutgrubbling September 9, 2018
Get the Cunckmug. To be cuncked is to fall victim to a self-important occult grifter, to be scammed, ghosted, or otherwise spiritually shortchanged by someone who talks a big game but delivers nothing. It’s the realization that the ‘mystic authority’ you admired was just another PayPal wizard, cashing in on esoteric clout while ignoring their students, dodging accountability, and spiraling into political cope-posting.
A person is cuncked when:
They pay a premium for a course, mentorship, or initiation… only to be left on read.
They get hyped up on promises of “secret teachings”… but all they receive is a PDF that’s mostly rebranded Wikipedia.
They try to ask questions about the material, but the “teacher” is too busy debating neoliberal talking points on Facebook.
They realize that this isn’t an esoteric master at all—it’s just a middle-aged doomer hoarding tarot decks and whining about democracy.
They put their faith in the wrong person and end up poorer, disillusioned, and PayPal-pilled.
Once you’ve been cuncked, there’s no going back. You either wake up and walk away, or you cope, double down, and defend the grift. Many don’t survive the second cuncking.
A person is cuncked when:
They pay a premium for a course, mentorship, or initiation… only to be left on read.
They get hyped up on promises of “secret teachings”… but all they receive is a PDF that’s mostly rebranded Wikipedia.
They try to ask questions about the material, but the “teacher” is too busy debating neoliberal talking points on Facebook.
They realize that this isn’t an esoteric master at all—it’s just a middle-aged doomer hoarding tarot decks and whining about democracy.
They put their faith in the wrong person and end up poorer, disillusioned, and PayPal-pilled.
Once you’ve been cuncked, there’s no going back. You either wake up and walk away, or you cope, double down, and defend the grift. Many don’t survive the second cuncking.
"I thought I was signing up for an advanced course, but it turned out to be a pay-to-play scam with zero engagement. I got cuncked."
"Bro, he charged me $900 for an ‘esoteric training’ that was literally just a livestream of him monologuing. That’s a hard cuncking."
"I realized I’d been cuncked when my so-called mentor started posting tarot readings about election results instead of answering my questions."
"You can tell someone’s been cuncked when they start making excuses for their guru’s grift instead of admitting they got scammed."
"Bro, he charged me $900 for an ‘esoteric training’ that was literally just a livestream of him monologuing. That’s a hard cuncking."
"I realized I’d been cuncked when my so-called mentor started posting tarot readings about election results instead of answering my questions."
"You can tell someone’s been cuncked when they start making excuses for their guru’s grift instead of admitting they got scammed."
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
Get the Cunckedmug.