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Crystal's Luke

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Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
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Crystal's Hug

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When you're hugging your girl but you just grabbing her boobs a lot. every time you are grabbing boobs.
i gave my girl a Crystal's Hug and bounced with a chub.
by RazzleDazzle13 October 30, 2022
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Billy Crystal's Bane

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The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.
by montypark March 31, 2009
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Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
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Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."
by saneremu October 30, 2008
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Crystal Speed

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Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone
I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.
by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022
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