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Crustoff

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.
"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"
by seedeedee March 19, 2017
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Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.
I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!
by Loliplay October 14, 2019
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Crushoff

The awkward phase where two people both like each other but do not want to admit it to each other yet, a standoff of feelings.
Bob: Sheril and Joey are in love but neither want to admit it.
Fred: That's such a bad Crushoff.
by dunkle barbaraman June 22, 2015
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Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.
Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.
by Greenbook October 12, 2018
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Cristoff

A Filipino boy around 5'2 with a very small penis and girly voice.
Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a girly laugh!
by ikksu March 22, 2020
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cristoffer fra pvgs

du er så sykt cristoffer fra pvgs as, ikke smooth
by Navlelo Expert... November 22, 2017
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cristoff

A Filipino boy around 6'4 with a very large penis and a very deep and masculine voice.
Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a hot laugh!
by pissman321 November 2, 2021
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