crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken

It is a delicious specimen of burnt chicken buffalo kebab that beautifully goes hand to hand with Wagachi Sha Ti's Slurppin' Bubble Tea. Will give you explosive diarrhea

Woah, Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken is soo~ Lë Ēpìc

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well

My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy

by S&JATW May 8, 2019

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019